Oil of Delay

A lotion or concoction you apply on to help mask the wrinkles and signs of aging

My...she's in her 50s, but she barely looks 40.

Yeah, it's that oil of delay she's been using.

by Froggystomp September 12, 2010

oil show

Similar to a lap dance, but a girl rubes oil over her body. Usually with the accompaniment of music and lingerie. The girl generally ends up naked.

Jim: My girlfriend surprised me with an oil show last night.
Jack: Really?
Jim: Yar - she rubbed baby oil ALL OVER her body while dancing to music. She started in lingerie and finished naked.
Jack: Fuck, I'd love to see that - she's hot as.

by Torx69 November 6, 2012

oil the hinges

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.

Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.

by Mesilla January 5, 2014

oil of so gay

The slobber and jizz on a dude's mug when he is done sucking a dick. (Typically used as an insult to describe a friend's face after they pig-out and have food on their chin, etc.)

Bob's grinning from ear to ear, his ugly mug glistening with Oil of So Gay...And he ate the last hot wing, that fat bastard!

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

Oil Based Feelings

Feelings that you can't get rid of easy.

I have these oil based feelings about her.

by Muleskinner601 January 10, 2019

oil stick

A thin and long black mans penis. Even better if the tip is rather pointy. Lubed is a plus!

Hey Darnell. Go easy on me with your oil stick!

by allnamesaretakendammit January 15, 2010

oil nigger

arabs

fuck them middle east oil niggers

by Anonymous December 20, 2006