Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021

Multi Midget

A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations

I dont have a bottle opener" "Dont worry I have my multi midget in my pcoket

by Madpants April 13, 2011

Multi-Messaging

When you are messaging from more than one device at the same time.

James: Why are some of your messages coming through your phone and some are coming through Facebook?

Val: Because I have both my Mac and my iPhone in front of me. I'm multi-messaging!

by Val the Great August 19, 2012

Multi Gas

The rare occurrence when one simultaneously burps and farts at the same time. An extremely relieving but somewhat embarrassing event. Men are usually impressed while women are usually disgusted, but secretly impressed.

Norm: Dude, i really really regret eating at taco bell last night. what were we thinking?

Steve: Yeah I was multi gassing until 3 am.

Norm: Awesome.

by footballchamp834 October 12, 2008

multi-planner

A person who makes multiple plans for the same time in order to "keep the possibilities open".

- "Logan said he might me able to come but he might have something else going on."

- "Ya that kid is a total multi-planner... i wouldn't count on him."

by DJ Clowney August 10, 2010

Multi-jock

(n.) Someone who plays more than one sport. Says more than saying someone is a jock but easier than listing every sport the person plays. Emphizes your point without having to remember all the sports your school offers.

Girl 1: "That guy is jock."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."

by Indigo12ash October 31, 2010

Multi Homosexual

Craving the attention and affection of multiple homosexual men at the same time

desiring various homosexual partners in unison not discretely or in a monogamous relationship but rather by the numbers and with heavy homosexual contact, where all partners unite and engage in loving the shlong in a steamy fierce pit of "Multi Homosexual" activity

by Vulgar pseudonym March 24, 2011