La Moncada

A small town in the mexican state of Guanajuato. Population fluctuates between 5,000-6,000, due to its inhabitants migrating to the United States and then going back. The main destinations they migrate to in the United States are Dallas, Chicago, and San Francisco. Half of the towns men are drunks and the woman will do anything to get a guy that has money and/or is a United States citizen.

Juan: Dude, im driving to La Moncada tomorrow. Do you want to go?
Jose: That is a long ass drive from Dallas to La Moncada, but fuck it lets go.
Juan: im just going to get drunk and to get some girls.
Jose: Yeah, it will be fun.

by PUROGUANAJUATO December 17, 2012

Monica Zealous

Way of telling someone they are freaking out over nothing. Related to Monica Seles, of 90's fame.

"WHY ARE MY ENGLISH MUFFINS ALWAYS CUT UNEVENLY?"
"Whoa, Monica Zealous"

by khi24 September 10, 2012

Moncadeaux

A person who took a year of French and boasts about it "Look at me a I can speak French!".

Other person: Nathan is such a Moncadeaux!
Me: i know right.

by G3ner1c_Us3r November 12, 2021

buy monica

Desperate enough to pay for oral sex

It's closin' time, I need to get mine... Where can I buy Monica?

by Spazzy69 May 25, 2014

santa monica 13

Santa Monica 13 also known as SMX3, SMX7, and SM17 (17th St) is a gang formed in the “Far West” of Los Angeles in the 1920’s and is the first gang to originate of the “West Side 4 Corners” which includes Culver City 13, Sotel 13, and Venice 13. Rivals include CxC13 (Culver City 13), V13 (Venice 13), S13 (Sotel 13), LNX13 (Lennox 13), GYGC 3X (Graveyard Gangster Crips), XV3 (18th Street), VSLC 2X (Venice ShoreLine Crips) and more. The only remaining cliques of SM17 are Little Locos (LLS), and PeeWee Locos (PWLS).

“I’m from Santa Monica 13”

by OldHead02 November 16, 2020

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023

pulling a monica

Monica, the (most of the time) MIA mom of the Gallaghers, whose Bipolar disorder caused her to have a episode induced suicide attempt during thanksgiving dinner in season 2 episode 11. Tiktokers on shameless-tok now refer to wanting to end it by "pulling a monica", which is basically saying you want to off yourself in a gruesome way in front of people for attention. It's a joke. It's funny. It's okay to laugh.

person 1: Happy Thanksgiving!
person 2: ugh yeah, might Pull A Monica so I can get out of here and not have to worry about that awkward talk with my family.
person 1: Haha, yeah, me too. Pulling A Monica is the only option.

by cooterbob November 25, 2021