methalationship

Two individuals who love meth and metharound with each other. NOT REAL LOVE. We see you looking sick together.

If you are truly addicted to meth, you will never love your partner more than it.

They are in a methalationship because they both love meth.

by StephC77 September 16, 2018

meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Mehal 2.0

Mehal 2.0, as the name suggests is a 21st century prodigy with a perfect mix of emotional balance as well as practicality. Her parents decided to keep this name because they wanted her to follow the path of greatness marked by the original Mehal. The Chodhas are proud to have such a remarkable child with the most beautiful big eyes and black hair which were bestowed upon her by her mother (her dad is okayish too). She is over caring towards her loved ones and is in true sense her parent’s ecstasy. Her father wants Mehal 2.0 to be like her mother in every sense because what can be greater than perfection?

Mehallelujah: How are you, Honey?
Pareidolicloon: You’re so thoughful! I really want Mehal 2.0 to be like you.
Mehallelujah: Lmao, Score 9-2

by Mehalsguy69 March 19, 2020

Mehal Kita

It's a phrase which simply means I love you

Gift her a mug printed Mehal kita on it

by omelaskid September 15, 2020

mehaliye and callie day

the best day in the world and u can’t prove me otherwise 🙄🙄

“YOOO ITS MEHALIYE AND CALLIE DAY TMRWWW”
“MANN ITS GONNA BE SO FUN JDKSBCNC”

by MEHALIYE + CALLIE DAY <3! October 18, 2020

meatality

Having sex with meat. Any meat you would like! Chicken thighs especially

“Gordon Ramsay loves Meatality”

by SkyPieNOel April 1, 2021

Mahali

Omg oath. My name is actually in here. Finally! I had to get multiple ppl to do this. This is legendary woah. Thank youuu.

This name is not too popular so if you ever meet a Mahali, yayyyyy! Lmaooo

Omg no way it’s a Mahali

by Squidling Lord June 6, 2021