Mackintosh's Corollary

Related to Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning. The law states taht people who arrive at a theatre after their performance has started will always have seats in the middle of a row, causing as much annoyance for the other theatregoers as possible.

The Lyttleton Theatre at the NT (London) seems to know which theatregoers will be late, and invoke Mackintosh's Corollary on purpose.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

Makin it hot

DMV dialect

drawing attention to something

girl 1: *shows girl 2 tattoo*
girl 2: OOH GIRL YOU GOT A TATTOO!!??? OOH THAT'S KUTE!! OOH I LIKE THAT!!!
girl 1: girl shut up you makin it hot now everybody know

by s3xy_danc3r May 13, 2010

Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.

"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"

by Drew M. November 28, 2006

Operation Hoyvin-Mayvin

From the Simpsons: A top-secret project by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation aimed at getting the citizens of Springfield addicted to sugar, from the episode "Sweets and Sour Marge." Named after the ramblings of Professor Frink.

(Phone rings. Marge picks it up.)
Marge: Hello?
Mysterious voice: Marge Simpson?
Marge: Who is this?
Frink: I'm an annonymous whistle-blower. I worked on a top-secret project called Operation HOYVIN-MAYVINGGG!
Marge: Professor Frink?
Frink: Oh, what gave me away? Out of curiosity, was it the hoyvin, or the mayvin, or was it the whole G'HOYVEY thing that I do?

by hoyvin-mayvin December 3, 2005

makin a killin

-making money

-getting rich

I be makin a killin on the streets all day everyday.

by Hector Suarez March 30, 2008

making smoke

Farting while walking.

Picture the fart being visible, then it would look like when battleships or tanks would make smoke to obscure themselves in battle.

Dude, I was making smoke on the way to the elevator and when I turned around I notice the boss was following me the whole way. AWWWKward.

by Bdoserror April 19, 2011

Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011