Mister Matley

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.

Mister Matley never takes attendance.

by Θ. יִ .יְ. Nizarck March 22, 2005

matey mo

Used to describe good friends and mates or to annoy people with the silly addition of the word "mo."

Msn buddy 1: Hey babe.
Msn buddy 2: Heya matey mo.

by oztag July 24, 2009

Matteo

A young man that frenquents with many babes in his neighbourhood at any given time. Usually extremey attractive and can get it up in less than 0.0684 seconds.

Stacey: Man, Matteo was an absolute beast last night.
Julie: Tell me about it!

by Johnson445 March 5, 2009

matter fact

As a matter of fact (in fact, actually)

Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P (Williams Pharrell, Drop it like it's hot)

by His Imperial Diddyness September 18, 2008

No lives matter

I will never buy into blm or coexistence when I know it’s a false narrative and as a human race we don’t give a fuck about anybody.

Fuck black lives truth is no lives matter.

by Alex Kills from Miami October 18, 2020

matterdaddy

An invisible object, used only in one context so others will call you their daddy.

Person A: You've got a Matterdaddy on your shoulder!
Person B: Whats a Matterdaddy?
Person A: Nothing son.

by MHSWrestler May 7, 2005

fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008