Maple Frump 

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

Maple Frump by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010

Maple creamy

When you give a girl a cream pie and all the cum doesn't come out until you eat her out later in the night......maple creamy

Dude I fucked this chick last night and blew my load in her, bitch didn't know how to wipe and gave me a maple creamy when I went to eat her out

Maple creamy by Webnasty July 13, 2015

Maple creamie 

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

Maple creamie by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

maple tits 

When tits hang long and low like when maple syrup is poured out of a jar.

That grandma has some maple tits.

maple tits by Mandymanpool November 13, 2016

maple my bacon

When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs

In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up

maple my bacon by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

maple story 

Single most ADICTIVE game known to man... the only game that keeps you playing 24/7 If you have work/school or a social life then do NOT play this game it takes up to much of your time!

Im up at 6AM
Im home at 7PM
Im on Maple Story From 7PM to 1AM

maple story by Empty Soul July 11, 2006

Maple Ridge 

A meathod of passing a joint between two people. It is performed when the marijuana cigarette is small and thus it must be past by pressing the people's two thumbs together. After the small joint is past, the passee says "Maple Ridge". This is inspired by the Rural Western Canadian town of Maple Ridge where there are massive amounts of grow-ops.

You dropped the joint! You should have pulled a Maple Ridge.

Maple Ridge by Seth Perry April 13, 2006