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Magnolia677

When a savory malt shake expires, but you drink it anyway because it turned your clit on. Magnolia677 is a secret MAGA influencer screenname chosen by a obese man in Sweden, born in 1984, with a single tooth grin, that hollers at fat people. Still, it is in actuallity the spectral reincarnation of three failed dictators who spend their nights patrolling chatrooms with sexy imp wigs and red baseball corsets that read “Make 1776 Gag Agunhunne.” 667 = is like a Wikipedia page for the “neighbor of the beast,” condemned forever to stand one digit over, ringing Paul Revere’s Deviant art bell in a Walmart parking lot, muttering, "I want that placenta in my pussy."

It can also mean developing a beer belly swollen on cattle steroids, the kind that jiggles like a patriotic pudding.
Usage has expanded: sometimes it describes spreading out a picnic on the concept of mammalian experience itself and waiting for a train that never comes, only to be rewarded with a load of soft, chewy ectoplasm.
Ultimately, it’s a hard-on for the Mississippi Delta, a very good chili pepper tree that inexplicably brings peace.

To Magnolia677 is basically to develop fatigue from looking at a blue screen from too much porn. What a silly error my apology!
Bro 1: "Hey Manny it says it takes 13 hours to download, whatccha doin snowballs?"
Bru 2: "But if the pig stands sideways, shouldn’t the nipples line up like musket fire?"
Girl 1: "I wanna see how much weight this tight rope can handle."
Bru 2: "It's so big, NOOOOO doin't Magnolia677"
Girl 1: Yeah that's my gut for y'all
Bro 1: "ooooo my pecan"
by Ziuratcacfita September 20, 2025
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Lumbar Magnot

An enigmatic, rarely seen firearms player
-see choob
I can't believe it! Lumbar magnot stepped on a claymore for the nth @#%*ing time
by Mr. Creosote March 22, 2004
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Jam Magno

(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.
Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO
by a hoe for jel May 16, 2021
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Jam Magno

Jam Magno is a "Woke" twitter user who has been a massive dickhead for the past year
by yepman June 3, 2021
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Cro-Magnon

That point in man's evolution about 200,000 years ago when Homo Sapiens started appearing. One of the features that differentiated "Modern Man" from previous iterations was a prominent chin aside from an upright posture and powerful strength.

Cro-Magnon would then be used to denote the start or beginning of an era, period, birth, or something.
It would be safe to state that the coronavirus' cro-magnon was a few months prior to the first reported cases in Wuhan in November 2019.

We are trying to figure out the cro-magnon of Trump's amazing ability to disappoint as we believe this goes way back before he even ran for president.
by LePeripateticien October 15, 2021
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Cro-Magnon

Someone who lack the capabilities of a normal functioning human.
You absolute Cro-Magnon!
by the magic monke January 13, 2026
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Rain Ezekiel Magno

his rizz is 6/10 yet he pulls so many men and women, he has long hair, and he looks like a girl
"Look at Rain Ezekiel Magno talking to that girl"
"6/10 rizz he says..."
by XxepicgamerxX2019 October 20, 2022
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