MAGNOX 

also known as Clumsy Child Syndrome, Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD), Motor Learning Difficulty and Perceptuo-motor Dysfunction ― is generally recognized to be an impairment of the organization of movement. Associated with this may be problems of language, perception and thought.

I am a magnox because I am a big clumsy child.

MAGNOX by Dr smith November 5, 2012

magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

magnolia texas 

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.

I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

magnolia texas by Sallywally May 10, 2018

magnostic 

The belief that magnets, magnetic fields, and magnetism are lies made up by the government to hide the existence of wizards.

Adam: I got you magnets for your birthday!
Will: What you got me are lies! You should know by now that I'm a magnostic!

magnostic by pkpman February 16, 2019

Magnogo 

A Magnogo is a crypto investor that sold at the worst point possible.

The term "Magnogo" originated when a Telegram user called "Magnegro" bought 2k USD of $AKITA tokens soon after the crypto currency was launched, he owned 1% of all $AKITA. At the ATH his 90B tokens were worth 880k USD, but Magnegro sold at the bottom and is just able to buy a second hand car. Three days later, the price of $AKITA went X 5. Soon dozens of memes were made by the Telegram community, dubbing "Magnegro" into "Magnogo".

"Yo Dawg, did you HODL your crypto?"
'Nah man, I sold at the bottom'
"Wow, you're such a Magnogo"

Magnogo by Savage Perov May 8, 2021

Jam Magno's fault 

A word from filo gp, used to explain that if something went wrong, It's Jam Magno's fault.
It's always Jam Magno's fault.

-Rabiya lost? Jam Magno's fault.

Jam Magno's fault by easyganders May 16, 2021

Steel Magnolia 

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.

She's a steel magnolia.

Steel Magnolia by Dolly Parton August 31, 2014