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Lanced

To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.
Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"
by Sportsfan101 April 29, 2009
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Lancebag

A person who rides his bicycle on public excercise paths as if they are competing in a major race. They are typically subpar riders and are rude. Sometimes they wear yellow jerseys.
Mike: Did you see the cyclist in the park on Sunday wearing a yellow jersey and yelling at all the pedestrians?
Ike: Yeah. He's such a lancebag. What did he think it

was the Tour De Central Park?
by NYCRunner October 26, 2011
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Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
by The Barse October 3, 2007
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Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.
Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!
by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016
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Lance Kool-Aid

A drink conceived by an ambitous group of drunken CNATT Marines. Consists of 2 parts:Vodka, 1 part:Tampico (must be Tampico), 1 part:7-Up. A drink for the descriminating individual who is "Semper Fidelis", or "Always Faithful"...to drinking. We salute you, Mr. Pointless Field Day Formation Guy!!! Oorah!
We gonna get them hoes fucked up on some Lance Kool-Aid
by LCPL Black, D June 27, 2008
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Lance

Has a good taste in clothes and can attract girls easily.
Lances can get very angry easily and might seem like they are naughty but they are not that's just their personality.
If a Lance torments you it's usually as a joke and if he doesn't and you are his friend you need to earn his trust because he may feel like you might go and snitch even your his "fight".
Lances are fantastic at sports especially Basketball,Tennis and Boxing.
Lances have a strong punch and if they look young and weak, you don't want to test them as they might have a strong hook to your face.
John found a Lance.
Hey Lance
by Ty.Smith April 1, 2017
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llanelli scarlets

the best rugby team ever better than the ospreys
llanelli scarlets are the best
by rhi----- October 25, 2007
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