jestering

1) kidding sum1
2) disbelief

aw come on, you're jestering me

by botaf November 11, 2003

Lootering

The act of one longboarding behind a motorized scooter with a ski rope.

Hey Bro, lets go lootering.

by BU Boarder August 30, 2010

I'm not listening

I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.

Kiss me!

Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."

Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking

by lastword1 April 13, 2008

festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.

Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.

by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005

Losering

The art of being a loser and embracing it. Can be done in both individual or group situations.

"You guys are lame, weird, and annoying. Nobody likes you."
"Well we don't care, we're losering and we're proud of it."

by delreydarling January 5, 2014

Lobstering

When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.

Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.

by Stiffkillerbear October 6, 2020

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008