LD

Biggest android simp I know. Will give the androids the sucky sucky 9000 every single day and have robot babies with them.

Person 1: I’d become a detective just to work with that android

Person 2: Dude your such and LD kinnie

by Kei.suckingdeeznuts August 8, 2021

ld

Long-distance, especially a partner or friend.

My bf and I are ld rn but we hope to move in soon.

by whydoyouwannaknow7 June 16, 2025

LD;WM

Looks delicious; Won't make.
Obviously not used IRL.
Also used without semicolon.

Person 1: "I made a recipe for the best chocolate cookies!"

Person 2: "LD;WM"

by Zeke the cat lover 💗 May 16, 2023

LD

Lethal Dick

Brodrick: “I gave her that LD last night, she passed out”

by Derbiio March 28, 2023

LD

Slang for Liquid Death sparkling water

Bro 1: Wow I could really use an LD right about now.

Bro 2: What, you want a long dick??

Bro 1: No, obviously I mean a Liquid Death!

by OogaChaka69 May 11, 2025

LD

Shortened version of the term "Leisure Dad"

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on an instagram post by The Kid Laroi in 2025.

"that dude at the bar was on his LD shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"

"that shirt is so LD brotha"

brings a martini into the sauna "I'm so LD"

by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025