by PoopSucker6969696969696969 October 24, 2019
Get the Horny Nigga Laundry mug.Launde are young Indian guys who typically dont know what they are doing but they still do it as they know no one else would do it if they dont do IT. Sometimes pronounced as "Lauunde" and "Laundaas", these guys have to go through the ups and downs of the "Launda Life". Actually Launda is not a part of any language. Its basically used to describe the "good for nothing guys". Any Indian reading this would know that Laundaas are found everywhere in the country. Let it be big sky rocketing buildings or Mumbai slums.
Sometimes people say "Apne Launde sab karenge" (My Laundaas will do everything) as they know that Laundaas can't refuse even if they are asked to wipe shit or even eat it.
The origins of the Launda culture can be traced backd to 1857 AD when Indian Guys realised that there are more things to do than just agriculture. So instead of working on the fields they started to have Paan (Some stuff rolled in a leaf), and Bidi (indian ciggie, this too in a leaf), and just started noticing the red hot indian gurlzz. So this "Wella Launda" culture has since been a part of the Indian tradition and has transformed from a Village Launda to a Corporate Launda.
Laundaas are of two types. One are ba*cho* Laundaas who have no job, no girl and no money. The second type are the working Laundaas who bring the Launda culture to the corporates. You can see these Laundaas in suburbs like Gurgaon, Noida, Navi Mumbai etc.
There is another from which is not easily found. This is the "Frustraya hua Launda" (FHL). FHL is typically a person who is too frustrated to be a laundaa but he cant be called anything else. This from can be violent at some times and can lead to acts such as sexual harrasment, bad evaluations, fight with seniors, fights on the road and even going to jail....
Sometimes people say "Apne Launde sab karenge" (My Laundaas will do everything) as they know that Laundaas can't refuse even if they are asked to wipe shit or even eat it.
The origins of the Launda culture can be traced backd to 1857 AD when Indian Guys realised that there are more things to do than just agriculture. So instead of working on the fields they started to have Paan (Some stuff rolled in a leaf), and Bidi (indian ciggie, this too in a leaf), and just started noticing the red hot indian gurlzz. So this "Wella Launda" culture has since been a part of the Indian tradition and has transformed from a Village Launda to a Corporate Launda.
Laundaas are of two types. One are ba*cho* Laundaas who have no job, no girl and no money. The second type are the working Laundaas who bring the Launda culture to the corporates. You can see these Laundaas in suburbs like Gurgaon, Noida, Navi Mumbai etc.
There is another from which is not easily found. This is the "Frustraya hua Launda" (FHL). FHL is typically a person who is too frustrated to be a laundaa but he cant be called anything else. This from can be violent at some times and can lead to acts such as sexual harrasment, bad evaluations, fight with seniors, fights on the road and even going to jail....
by A Launda October 7, 2006
Get the launde mug."Laundry list" refers to a list of characteristics or items that are generally considered to be mundane or distasteful. Items on the list tend to pile up, just like dirty laundry.
No partying for me this weekend. I have a huge laundry list of shit to take care of.
I started out being optimistic, but this laundry list just keeps getting longer and longer...
I started out being optimistic, but this laundry list just keeps getting longer and longer...
by banzaimonkey August 18, 2007
Get the laundry list mug.A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009
Get the Flat lander mug.A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.
After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.
by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010
Get the Laundry Machine mug.- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.
"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."
by Stachay December 12, 2007
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Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".
Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"
Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."
Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"
Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."
by everchanging1 November 23, 2011
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