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launda

Its a North Indian word. Launda is singular for laundey. Laundey is a word used to describe the guys with "devil may care" attitude. They do the stuff which always gets eyebrow raised of Old people or so called sane people. One time they eat at roadside "dhaba" and other time at 5-star hotel with equal ease. They can get entry into a night club with slippers and could snatch the rich guy girlfriend. They may be working in some MNC but they never leave the "laundayi" attitude. A lot of them always say that they dont want a Girlfriend but the one saying that is not a "launda", He is just some wannabe "Launda" Bcoz a launda knows how to get a girl.
Watch out for "Pyar ka Punchnama." The example of launda was Chaudhary.
by Cowboy_inside June 6, 2012
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Sakth Launda

A Hindi term coined and popularized by the Indian standup comedian Zakir Khan to define the antithesis of simp— specifically, a stolid guy who's impervious to temptation and can't be readily smitten or allured. It's also widely used as a nickname for Zakir himself.
Jake: Hey, do you think Ian is making advances to Michelle?
Alex: Nah bro! Ian is a sakth launda.
by chuck_urband July 16, 2021
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laundry basket

Useless item that is not needed for an avetard. These niggas will just throw all their clothes on the floor and just leave them there until it's time to wash them and then repeat the process. All avetards share this tendency but it doesn't get worse than Noah.
Noah didn't bring a laundry basket to The Ave because he realized he could just throw his clothes on the floor everyday after wearing them.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Horny nigga laundry basket

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut
by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019
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Lawndalarita

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.
Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.
by Nismaniak August 7, 2020
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Horny nigga laundry basket

A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .

You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers
Gary: whatch this I have superpowers
Spencer: yeah right

Gary: horny nigga laundry basket
by User 696969 July 13, 2019
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A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
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