laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little

Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2007

laughing anus

A tickle in or around the anus. itching of the ring piece.

I have outlandish laughing anus!

My laughing anus is just completely utterly ridiculously uncontrollably horrendous!!!

I can't handle the laughing anus. :-)

by cheese mongral March 29, 2010

laughing in technicolor

To vomit

Mike is in the can laughing in technicolor.

by grizzlyjack May 30, 2010

Laughing Jack

A tall, hot, monochrome clown who murders children and stuff them with candy
10/10 would smash.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Laughing Jack?? I heard he's super scary

Person 2: He's actually super hot. I'd let him rail me even if he killed me after

Person 1: O-0

by Prince_.Jaspy November 2, 2021

Lurching

When one has smoked enough marijuana in a communal situation that they sit idly & forget they're holding the bowl rather than passing it to the next person. Similar to the term bogart, but in this case it's caused by being stoned enough to become forgetful rather than just being greedy or selfish; it also applies almost exclusively to bowls (& bongs) rather than to joints. Ironically, it typically takes the others in the room some time to realize someone is Lurching the bowl because they're all stoned enough to forget who's holding it too.

This term is not widely used, & has its origins in the Chicago suburbs in the late '80's.

Hey man, it's puff-puff-pass; quit Lurching the bowl!

by Doktor Schadenfreude February 6, 2010

Lurching

When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.

Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!

by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011

laughing fit

One who continuously laughs uncontrollibly after veiwing multiple humerous acts.

"Last night me and my friend were watching 'The Drew Carey Show' and I had a laughing fit until 11.00 at night!"

by Sarah to peeps August 12, 2005