Laptop

To give one individual or more Lap and top

Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.

by R.i.p Zilyo May 13, 2020

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

laptopper

Those who hang out in public places, often coffee shops, to capture free broadband wireless services. Often their stay exceeds their consumption or welcome.

I had to kick out most of the morning laptoppers to make room for the after-work crowd.

by bugeisha February 9, 2008

laptop legs

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..

Dude I've got laptop legs right now.

by 337G March 24, 2011

Laptoparotomy

When you become so enraged with yourself or another you consider performing violent brain surgery with a piece of portable technology (eg. Laptop). Usually in relation to incompetence.

"They are so incompetent I've considered going to their office to give them a laptoparotomy "

by Notherthing August 24, 2018

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.

His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!

by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019

lapoozle

when you poop, wipe, and comes out all clean

man, i just had a bangin lapoozle.

by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021