On the lotion

On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.

Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?

Marcus: No, i am busy!

Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!

by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010

pimp lotion

pimp lotion is a nickname for sperm

last night i jerked off and got pimp lotion all over myself

by pimp daddy dollars March 4, 2005

sun tan lotion

stuff crackers put on their skin because they are pussies so they dont get burned

i put on sun tan lotion so i didnt burn

by Nate Garrow February 11, 2009

Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

fun man lotion

n. a synomym for male human ejaculate.

"Tommy was beating off so quickly he had forgotten to get his 'lucky sock' and got fun man lotion all over his new jeans."

by that person......you know...... April 18, 2003

motion lotion

Motion lotion is a special lotion that the little boys use to jack off. can be found at spencers&such, comes in various scents and colors, and can be used for handjobs. supposivly, it makes the jack-off session more pleasant as the motion lotion is like lube, but specially formulated for your hand, and best friend.

Iann locked himself in the bathroom and got out the motion lotion.

by bruntanng December 28, 2005