llama ranch

whorehouse,chickenranch,brothel,escortservice,

i am going 2 the auction at the llama ranch,

by wednesday adams November 7, 2003

llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks

that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!

by Jayyzee November 2, 2010

llamageddon

A catastrophe (or fantasy, however one would define it), where llamas are raining from the skies. In some cases spitting.

The song "it's raining men" was originally based around the idea of llamas falling from the skies, thus called "it's raining llamas". Due to differences of the producer's critical perception, the hit single was changed to it's current name. A shame, really.

I hate the world, time for llamageddon.

by Klow94 April 6, 2014

Llamatoligy

The study of llamas

Jeff wants to be a llamatoligist when he grows up.

Other uses of llamatoligy: llamatoligist

by Mouse-The-Cat April 17, 2015

Llama Totoro

A llama (majestic creature of the world) and totoro( from the movie "My Neighbor Totoro" ) combined into one

I am a llama totoro

by Llama Totoro😐🔫 October 11, 2016

Llamsava

An italien slag term that is used to offend the tallest person in the room. Being a Llamsava means that you cannot see out of either one of your eyes and you have a tendency to fascinate over large green ogres. A Llamsava is crap at photoshop but thinks they're really good. Llamsavas surrounded themselves with people with small heads and write long essays defending their politically incorrect opinions about long hair.

Person 1: "Hi how are you today?"
Person 2: "HA!!! You're a Llamsava!

by Small head :) November 22, 2020

llamaphobia

The fear of llama’s

When your afraid of the tall,glamorous, majestic and magical llama

“AHHHHHH! A llama every body run” said Jeff while running away from the llama

“Jeff it won’t bite you, it’s just fluffy” said Alex

“Yeah right the second you turn your back, it’s plotting to kill you” said Jeff
“Don’t say anything Alex leave him be he has llamaphobia after all” said the llama

“Did you just speak?” Asked Alex

“Yes and I am not fluffy I am evil” said the llama

“TOLD YOU ALEX” said Jeff while getting eaten by a llama

by Llama Queen April 11, 2022