Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

by BaveT March 4, 2009

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

boot-legged myckle

a person with really big teeth and looks like a myckle. They tend to do random and unpredictable stuff. They are very unstble and can harm people. They are a danger to society.

A boot-legged myckle is a danger to society- Benjamin Franklin

by Shadow Gear March 10, 2017

gray leggings

guys code for when a girl wants a guy to stare at her ass. When girls wear grey leggings, dudes go nuts (literally).

dude: "woah, victoria is wearin those gray leggings!"
another dude: *bones* "wow, that ass is fine"

by idontgetnosleepcauseofyall December 26, 2017

One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.

Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive

by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018

Litty Lengy

Very attractive, everyone knows they’re hot but they never flaunt it.

I fink like your litty Lengy

by Socks house meeting April 28, 2023

eggo my leggo

It's leggo my eggo, but backwards. Why did you search this?

"EGGO MY LEGGO", no, it's "LEGGO MY EGGO"

by alecbelle December 3, 2019