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hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money January 27, 2016
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When somebody is being teased too much and a person who may or may not necessarily care for the person decides to stand up for the individual because the person being roasted is too quiet , or simply are beyond the point of defending themselves anymore because everyone's roasting them.
Example 1

Lebron sucks !

Ya'll need to leave that girl alone !

Example 2
Person 1 : Draya why you always coming to school busted ?
Person 2: Laughs

Person 3: She's poor
Lynette (The Defender) y'all need to leave that girl alone !
by uptwnxs June 14, 2017
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she didn't even leave me on read

A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.
Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.
by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019
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Sleeve and Leave

Refers to the act of shoplifting by sliding a small object into the sleeve of a hoodie, jacket, or sweater.
Person A: Guys I need pens for school but I don’t have any money to get them!
Person B: Well, why don’t we just sleeve and leave?
by Vndrll January 9, 2020
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spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003
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leave the hall

A contemptuous dismissal, following a particularly egregious display of metal ignorance.
Metal fan 1: Judas Priest isn't metal.

Metal fan 2: Leave the hall.
by Tyrannorabbit November 26, 2009
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Special Leave

Generic term used within many administrative sections of UK public sector to excuse/justify/advocate frivolous waste of public funds through unnecessary staff absence, and expense claims. Can cover various pursuits including, but must adhere to following: (1. Must NOT conclude with beneficial outcomes for funding body (the public), 2. Must offer opportunities to waste public money through paid absence, and unnecessary expense claims, 3. Must be so ludicrous in their inception to rile and annoy other tax payers.). Funding for special leave is regarded as a higher priority than employment, and as such is not affected even in austere times and redundancies.
Example of use: "hey, you hear about half of the department being made redundant last week? I only heard about it when I submitted my expense form for last week's special leave - we went skiing. Yeah it's so unfair all those redundancies - I blame the banks."
by cf_phil November 14, 2013
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