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Jovie

Jovie is the most sweet, kind, beautiful person you will ever come across, and will constantly bully you if you pronounce something wrong. Jovie might insult you but she really doesn't mean it. She enjoys storms and loves taking walks out in the rain.

If she stays around someone too long she'll start having that accent aswell. Her parents are usually really strict and if you ask her out you'll probably have to wait awhile.

Jovie is fluent in Spanish and pig Latin. She's a HUGE nerd bc she's absolutely obsessed w the 90's and listening to cassettes.
Person one-"hey do you know jovie?"
Person two-"yeah, she's such a dork"
by PapaFetus July 19, 2023
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Jovi Sandwich

Jovi sandwich is a sandwich originating from Jovi's ancestors. This sandwich contains only bread with a hefty amount of regular bacon preferally baked really crispy and greasy.
by Gjon Skënder Prifti November 28, 2024
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Bon Jovi point

Halfway there.
This is such a long drive, we’ve been on the road for four hours and haven’t reached the Bon Jovi point yet!
by JK Grence December 12, 2022
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Jovi

A good, thicc person. She is very emotional, and has daddy issues. She is will use the phrase, ''do you are have stupid?''. She usually has curly hair, and used to be a pageant girl. She definitely had or is going through an emo phase. She can be very nice, but, if you mess with who or what she loves, she will attac. She has a nice backpack and can draw, pretty well. She gets comments on her thotty clothes. She likes people ( like like ) that are older than 14. She loves deep voice daddies. She is very aggressive, but softer than butter. CAT PERSON, FUCKING CAT PERSON. And she is usually between the age 12-15. She is white as fuck. She is a theater kid, so, yea. She has rosy cheeks, and is pale. She likes to sing, dance, pretend, anddd kazoo. She plays the ukulele, so you can tell she is a big uwu. Listens to Billie Eilish, musicals, and hip hop. She is usually complimented on how beautiful she is, but she doesn't feel that way.
"Jovi just nutted on my face!''
''That's just how she is.''
by sleepyelegance April 19, 2019
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Bon Jovi

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.
Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.
by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022
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Jovy

It means 'By God'.
Jovy is a gift for Mankind
by King83 November 23, 2021
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Bon Jovi

Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band
I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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