by bennypoobottomloveeesnickersss June 12, 2018

Jason is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jason is the best looking person in zawaldo. Anyone who knows a jason is lucky, no mortal should ever talk to the all mighty jason, unless spoken to. If jason was in a fight, he would win. All the girls love jason and he has the most friends in the world, and you know I am serious because I said the world instead of zawaldo. Jason is the most successful person in life, true meme lord and a true legend, respect all Jasons.
Jason is awesome.
by Jason Reyes November 18, 2019

Abigail- “Jason always picks his nose in english class... and he’s in 12th grade!!“
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat”
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat”
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019

jason is the funniest person you will ever meet. He will be your bestie forever and ever. And he is a GOD at basketball. He is a walking meme and everyone loves him for it. BUTTTTTTT if you make him mad, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!
WOAH THERE JASON!!!!
by crazyspazattack April 1, 2020

Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthinks things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason is a wonderful man.
by 3.6Roentgen April 22, 2022

The best son a father could have.
A gentleman that rarely uses foul language and never insults others.
A bit of a rebel, however he does what needs to be done.
A gentleman that rarely uses foul language and never insults others.
A bit of a rebel, however he does what needs to be done.
Jason always helps with chores around the house.
Jason is an exceptional builder and very funny with puns.
I basically spit Jason out.
Jason is an exceptional builder and very funny with puns.
I basically spit Jason out.
by I love you son May 10, 2018

a dirty minded individual who isn't scared to go all out in the bedroom. When horny they tend to snap and become violent. Tend to like golden showers.
That guy she had last night was a right Jason. When she met me today she was practically black and blue!
by Daniel Hendersson June 29, 2011
