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David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
mugGet the David Dosemug.

dose

1. A situation or outcome which is disappointing, unpleasant or boring.
Very commonly used in Cork, southern Ireland.

"These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

John: "It rained the whole week we were there."
Frank: "Dose!!"

"These lectures are some dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2. (from 1.) A person who is a constant drain on your enthusiasm, or who has a pathological opposition to the craic.

Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."
Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."
1.
i) "These import charges from Brexit are an absolute dose"

ii) John: "It rained the whole week we were there."

Frank: "Dose!!"

iii) "These lectures are a dose. They're at 8am every morning and he just reads off the slides."

2.
i) Janet: "Her mam caught us as we were going out the door, made comments on everyone's clothes and took our vodka."

Niamh: "The woman is just a dose."
by mærky kid May 30, 2022
mugGet the dosemug.

da dose

An STD that can only be contracted in and around the L'Ardoise/St.Peters area. Feels like your pissing arrows. Also commonly used as an expression for things that suck.
by L'Ardoise Dere July 8, 2012
mugGet the da dosemug.

nurse dose

it’s when a nurse gives extra medicine that is not prescribed by a physician to a patient
There’s a TikTok about a girl who gave a “nurse dose” to a teenage patient to shut her up, and she almost died
by sliveena May 27, 2024
mugGet the nurse dosemug.

Dose

the person who typed this meant to write Does but is illiterate
"I think he dose."

"Bro you're dumb as shit"
by SgtBeepJeep September 24, 2020
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Dose

Not a microdose, but also not an overdose.

A perfectly portioned amount of drug usage for maximum enjoyment and minimal harm.
Bro 1: Yo, I brought some coke, wanna go for a quick dose over lunch?
Bro 2: Dude!! I could totally go for a dose right now.
by PirishLad January 15, 2021
mugGet the Dosemug.

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