Someone who willingly drives a Jeep but then mercilessly complains about the "labors" of driving one. It often requires taking down and putting back up the soft top. This process is a minor inconvenience, sure, but not worthy of changing your plans for the night.
"Is Joe coming over for the game?"
"Nah, he said he doesn't like to drive around if he has to put his soft top on when he parks."
"Oh. So he's being a Jeep Bitch again."
"Nah, he said he doesn't like to drive around if he has to put his soft top on when he parks."
"Oh. So he's being a Jeep Bitch again."
by NoExcusesPlayLikeAChampion June 26, 2012
You work on jeeps. You drive jeeps. You off-road in jeeps. You pay for a jeep. You wave at other jeepers. You're cookies are full of jeeps and jeep accessories. You have at least one jeep sign around your house. And your kid learned to say jeep before any other word. Jeep life.
by Jeep mom February 25, 2016
by choke no joke December 01, 2007
Pronounced: Two Wheel Drive Jeep
1. When something seems really great at first glance, but upon closer examination you find that you have been totally misled by said object, and are generally very disheartened and sad.
1. When something seems really great at first glance, but upon closer examination you find that you have been totally misled by said object, and are generally very disheartened and sad.
Sean: Damn i tried to go down on this stupid hot girl last night and when i jerked her skirt off she had a dick?????
Lee: OMG 2wd Jeep!!!!!!i bet your were pissed.
Sean: Yea no doubt..i couldn't believe it she was so hot.
Lee: That is weak man.. im sorry that shemale got your hopes up.
Sean: I'm sad *sniffle*
Lee: OMG 2wd Jeep!!!!!!i bet your were pissed.
Sean: Yea no doubt..i couldn't believe it she was so hot.
Lee: That is weak man.. im sorry that shemale got your hopes up.
Sean: I'm sad *sniffle*
by lhm March 12, 2007
by Roger McGonagle September 06, 2021
a random saying used to fill an awkward silence, or used to confuse those who can hear it being said
by LongSchhlong69 May 14, 2020
An 4 cubic liter inline six engine produced by Jeep from 1986-2006. Used in XJ Cherokees, YJ and TJ Wranglers and ZJ and WJ Grand Cherokees. Well known for being one of the toughest and most dependable engines ever produced, it's not uncommon to see these motors running past 300,000 miles.
"You really have to try hard to kill a Jeep 4.0 , I drove my XJ into a pond and it stalled out. After I got it out and changed the oil, it ran fine like nothing even happened!"
by RawPower1973 March 02, 2019