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hummused

To be very, very drunk. Pronounced as the past tense of hummus, the dip that goes well with pita or veggies.
Suzie: Wow that party was crazy last night!
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.
by Party12345 August 27, 2013
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Humpslobber

Guy: uaggghhhhh!!!!!

Girl: OMG!!! You got your Humpslobber on my new dress!!!
by Xx360noscopeswag69xX December 1, 2014
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Hummus head

When you rub the tip of your cock in hummus and then have your girlfriend eat it off your penis
“She gave me the Hummus Head
by 🅱️enos February 8, 2018
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Humungagungulodungus

Adj) damp, and having somewhat of a moldy/crustiness about them

Noun) a person or persons whom has the property of being damp, and having somewhat of a moldy/crustiness about them
Yo, Colin is a humungagungulodungus humungagungulodungus.
by Fluffiestdrop45 March 14, 2018
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Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).
Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.
by Wynnedalf October 9, 2019
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Humuhani

Humuhani is someone gorgeous, fashionable, adventure seeking, soft hearted, jaw dropping and most importantly very compassionate.
That was so humuhani of you
by Najdoy February 1, 2020
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Humse

Humse is slang for Gay. Fx "Casper is extremely humse". It is also a bodypart as well as an object.
Guy: OMG, did you see his humse?
Friend: Yeah, it was so huge i didnt believe it at first.
by robi0602 May 28, 2020
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