shum humping vooch

bangin' the deuce till it looks like a tired dog's mouth

Being called a shum humping vooch was the greatest compliment Burnsy ever received.

by berto LaV October 11, 2006

Hamdingers

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009

Dry Humping

a. Pretending to have sex with someone with clothes on
b. Some thing you may do with ur bed when you are really in the mood

a. Me and my boyfriend dry hump all the time because im not ready to go full action
b. Last night i dry humped my bed to avoid wetness

by Disque September 13, 2005

Clam Humping

When two women rub their genitals together typically in a humping motion.

Wow did you just see that clam humping lesbian

by Jdeenukes February 4, 2009

Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.

by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018

line humping

accidentally humping the person in front of you in a line

line humping is when you are waiting in a line and you see it is beginning to move forward and you take a step... but its too soon.. and you kinda violate the person in front of you… then, there's a painfull silence hovered over that section of the line…

by bee-dog July 7, 2010

Awkward Humping Turtle

When you make an awkward turtle on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.

Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral

by currybomb July 29, 2010