Anne Horton

Head Coach of Varsity Field Hockey at Columbus Academy. Over 500 wins and probably one of the best if not the best high school field hockey coach in the USA. Basically just yells a ton and is always up everyone’s butt unless you’re JV because then she’ll love you. Not really that mean just intense because she wants to win. But she is famous for making people cry. When you see her riding around in her golf cart you better run!

“Wow did you see that girl come out of Anne Horton’s office? I DIDNT even cry that hard when my parents got divorced.”

by Holeeeeecow September 11, 2021

Horton

Horton is a shit-hole village in North Staffordshire, England. Most people from Horton either:
A/ Live there all their life and never know anything better, or
B/ Get out of there as soon as f*cking possible and try to purge the place from their memories.

"Aye up, where're you from?"
"Horton."
"Of right, that's why you stink of slurry then"

by smaugleroin April 25, 2009

The Austin Horton

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton

I want to be Like
The Austin Horton

by Austin Horton December 19, 2016

Horthorb

Horthorb is the lord of the Green Floaters. Denier of all things fibrous. You can tell Horthorb has visited when your feces is green and/or floating.

Horthorb visited last night. It was an eventful bowel movement. Amen.

by ScottSpork May 9, 2008

horthetic

something which is too pathetic for words.

What he said was horthetic. Not only did he falsely accuse her, but her opponent is guilty of the same.

by dj-bejam February 4, 2010

Hortonesque

A person who has horton like qualities.

Guy1: Oh she is one fat mofo
Guy2: Yeah mate, she is very hortonesque
Guy1: Id love to bang her
Guy2: More cushion for the pushin!

Guy1: Arr yeah!

by clareabelle June 20, 2011

horta

A horta is a big, fat dick with a small head.

I sucked a guy off in the cadet showers this morning -- he a had a mouth-filling horta!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021