Halfers-on-a-henry

to go half in on buying an eighth of weed. (henry the VIII)

Hey bro I don't have enough money, wanna go halfers-on-a-henry

by MattmanTheIncredable September 11, 2009

squeak a henry

To emit a terrible, no-good very bad fart. The sufferer may realize the henry squeaking is imminent and feel uncontrollable terror as it approaches. A squeaked henry is characterized by dizziness, confusion, and a desire to no longer be alive.

Holy Lord Jesus, I'm about to squeak a henry! I'm not kidding, my soul is about to blow out of my ass! Call the EMTs!

by Gay Frog December 15, 2007

Thierry Henry

Best f***ing player in the whole world, excpet nobody, he is the be all and end all and we should all bow down to him and worship the ground he walks on

Oh wow-theres Thierry Henry, lets kiss the floor where he justed stepped

by fruit fly March 12, 2005

Horrid Henry

When you slap someone’s ass so hard it leaves a Purple Mark

I gave someone the right Horrid Henry last night!

by YVM2514 September 25, 2018

The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

by tpatora January 4, 2009

Henry VIII

Henry VIII was a king of England in the 16th century and head of the Church of England. He had 6 wives: Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Kathryn Howard, and Catherine Parr.
He called Jane Seymour his "true wife" because she was the only one to give him a son (Edward VI)
Anne Boleyn and Kathryn Howard were beheaded for treason
Katherine of Aragon and Anne of Cleves were divorced.
Catherine Parr was widowed and went on to marry Thomas Seymour.

Shania: How many wives has that guy had?
Anna: I don't know. He's a total Henry VIII

by Lady Anna May 16, 2009

henryjulioed

Drinking Vodka at house parties to the point of having no recall of your behavior and wakeing up the next day with a craving for cheep Chinese Buffet

that mother fucker was so henryjulioed he had his dick out laying in the snow

by kornman March 28, 2007