walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

shit hemorrhage

When one becomes so enraged or frustrated that his ass actually explodes in gouts of blood.

In Counter-strike: "Man, he just got knifed again! He must be having a shit hemorrhage!"

by El Asso Wipo December 1, 2003

Hemovaginal Desalination

When blood from a woman's menstrual cycle is recycled to it's purest form to be employable for donation. This includes the filtration of the lining of the uterus, and other matter that is discharged from the vagina, that is not part of the usable blood.

Dave's girlfriend is on her period. She can help save a lot of lives if she donates her blood by hemovaginal desalination.

by Dr. Darrell Johnson April 16, 2008

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

hemorrhoid

An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged

That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!

by alisha November 29, 2002