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crepe hanger

a person of consistently pessimistic outlook (from the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths)
by Anton September 30, 2003
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Hanzel

from the word Hansel, a handsome and amazing guy.
You are such a hanzel.
by fireheartkaizen July 15, 2016
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Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.
I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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Goblin Hanger

also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles
When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.
by Shaun Bingham January 4, 2009
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A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.
When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.
by snakehands July 7, 2010
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Hazera

Usually possesses qualities most prominent in the star sign Taurus. One who is found to be faithful, dependable and determined. Very wary of height and physical image however she is beautiful outside and inside. A big dreamer with a wild imagination and has achievable goals; usually has trouble believing in herself. Loving and sweet, loves to try new things and enjoys new experiences.
"No, Hazera, I don't want to be part of your human centipede!"
by BibzillaFrubes January 7, 2014
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hanger

Mommy Dearest's weapon of choice.

NO WIRE HANGERS..EVER
Joan Crawford:
No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.
by Kib$ March 11, 2009
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