Hamish

Bit of a lad, also a dickhead

Me: hello
Hamish: tim tams are amazing

Me: yes lad
Hamish: choccy milk is disgusting as is milo
Me: you dickhead

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

Hamish

A guy with a tiny penis. Like microscopic who does not possess the ability to pleasure a woman.

We had sex last night but he was a total Hamish.

by Cewl dewd February 12, 2017

hamish bevan

a man with a large penis and extremely muscular arms along with a sexy body.

"my boyfriend is such a hamish bevan"
"lucky mines just a luca"

by harry bevan December 1, 2011

Hamish

some say he's a girl, some, a boy, but we know him as: Hamish, that random guy who likes to teabag, tea.

Dude, did that guy just teabag tea?

Yeah, he must be a Hamish.

by Hamish Is A Freak March 29, 2011

hammich

an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.

small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD

by themostamazingbrian May 13, 2008

hamish

a small yung boy hoo lacks getting in.
his favourite word is em and his mum likes it fuzzy.
He enjoys Frenquent juggs over facial-freaks.com
he likes it in the eye

a: hello id like a hamish
b: open up

by fuzzylikesitfrompauline May 8, 2008

Hamish

A very stupid kid that nobody likes. brown hair weird, clothes, ugly face and is generally a terd. Usually has adhd and autism.

Your such a hamish!

by UGIVEMEAIDS June 8, 2018