Douche Hose

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

jazz hose

a man's penis; a phallus

"If I let a baby sitter touch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all"
-Roast Beef, on why he chose to forgo a prenup

by dietprozac June 10, 2008

Hose Beast

N. A person, particularly female, who has an insatiable thirst for men's knobs and often prefers oral sex. Can be used affectionately or in derogative terms depending on the individual viewpoint.

"Hey Hose Beast, get over here and sucky my cock."

by David Wynn February 2, 2004

radiator hose

a rather large penis belonging to black man

"dang, jerome's radiator hose was thick"

by lubbockchucho May 15, 2006

Mud Hose

Noun - The action of violently shooting feces from your anus during a terrible bout of diarrhea. (Resembles a hose spurting out mud)

"Shit man, I gotta go real bad, I think I'm gonna have to whip out the mud hose."

by DJ Bob November 11, 2003

Manty hose

An acrylic sock that is very thin and sheer, resembling a short pair of women's panty hose. It is usually worn by men of a Mediterranean persuasion.

Can you believe how shitty that goomba dresses? Between his designersaurus suit, faux satin shirt, poser alligator shoes, and his manty hose. He looks like a real joey bag o' donuts.

by HappyCappy September 3, 2011

garden hose

when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.

he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther

by bigbadmet July 3, 2007