Moggys haircut

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish

God this is taking longer than moggys haircut

by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020

16 haircut

A 16 haircut means that you are into animal sex and beastiality. When an individual gets the number 16 shaved into their hair, it’s to let other know that they are looking for animal sex with either a horse or dog

I wasn’t sure if Marty was down to party at the barnyard, that was until I saw his 16 haircut.

by Dale Dan tony the third April 13, 2021

Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.

I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.

by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013

baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

Rezzi's Haircut

A 1 and a half but looks like woody's buzzcut. It is a fat step and is a similar width to his biceps. The haircut fits the size of his brain tumour which pokes out of his head like his tip out of foreskin coz he aint circumsized.

"Rezzi's Haircut is so fucking gay" said Corso
"IKR" said Mav's "He looks like an eshay"

by Despacito Rez thicc af June 2, 2019

Yee ass haircut

When someone has a yee ass haircut it means that they have a haircut that is very bad described as yee ass

Person 1: how do you like my haircut
Person 2: bro you got a yee ass haircut

by Laugh until you die March 22, 2021

punishment haircut

A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.

"I ran into Reed's ol' girl at the bar the other night... That hookup must have gone south for ol' boy, 'cuz she's rocking a straight-up punishment haircut."

by Wattz (Mark Hoffmann) December 9, 2008