In this case, it would be a DIFFERENT kind of gump. Not the tall, lanky kind.
This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.
Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
This quadrupedal gump is quite large and stocky, and often a pale, creamy color, with a peach-colored streak down its back. The gump is called so because of the sound it often makes.
Gumps are rather fond of eating, and are prone to being attacked by poodles and weasels. Gumps take up large amounts of space and often get in your way.
by AmberAlmighty January 24, 2005
Get the The Gumpmug. 
Get the gumpmug. Friend 1:Did you see that?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on
Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?
Friend 2: Ya man that boy put the gumps on
Friend 1:Yes I just won the race
Friend 2:Hey man where did you get those gumps?
by T-Free88 March 13, 2011
Get the The gumpsmug. Similar to the friend zone, where one person (usually a woman) keeps a member of the opposite sex available as a safety net for a potential future relationship, a fallback to provide for the person and/or their children in case the prospects for a better relationship all fall through (ie better looking, more money).
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
The term is inspired by the movie Forrest Gump, where the character Jenny Curran went through all her relationship options and eventually contracted HIV/AIDS. After she realizes she's dying and has no other options open, she finally returns to Forrest Gump, a man with diminished mental capacity and great wealth who has always loved her, in order for him to care and provide for her and her son, claiming Forrest is the father. She also potentially infected Forrest with the virus after they were married, since so little was known about it at the time.
by JakkFrost May 11, 2017
Get the gump zonemug. by rlampani January 5, 2009
Get the Forrest gumpedmug. A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006
Get the Forrest Gumpmug. by Jackerfack September 30, 2009
Get the Forrest Gumpmug.