goober

1. Someone who is generally silly and does not take anything seriously.
2. See also goober pea

I used to be a such a goober during high school, but now I've wisened up.

by JKLee July 18, 2008

goober

A person who unintentionally does ridiculously silly things that make everyone around them laugh, while at the same time pitying anyone who has to live with that person. Often the actions of said person cause friends to clap their hands to their foreheads while their heads droop down, shaking back and forth.

He grabbed the foam sword from the aisle at Kmart and brandished it threateningly as the thing flopped back and forth.
"Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent)
*Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically*
"You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*

by shadow77337 February 27, 2007

goober

the weidr kid

oh my god that kid is a goober

by add me at bbsmoke30 ps4 May 13, 2019

goober

When someone is goofy, but cute at the same time

“Damn bro, look at that lil goober”

by LilDurag June 21, 2018

goober

goober, relating to a cute unknown creature. like a fennec fox
goober is also used by a lot of furries

Matthew: ''awww, look at the goober''
Jack: '' what the fuck is that thing''

by DOMOWO!!! October 26, 2022

goober

1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.

1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.

by hantav March 23, 2010

goober

A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence

I would have invited him if he wasn't such a goober

by JD90210 May 15, 2011