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Ghetto porridge

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023
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Ghetto Safari

Ghetto safari, is the act of touring the "Ghetto" for sole purpose of entertainment.
They were intrigued by the dances of the native crackheads, while traveling on their ghetto safari.
by kief thief May 25, 2009
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Ghetto Mentality

Someone who spends all their money on useless or depreciating items instead of saving or investing it. Typically they buy nice things to try to signal to others that they are rich, when they actually come off as poor to those who actually are rich. They almost always live way beyond their means, and are typically in massive amounts of debt. Their income is usually not from a stable source.
That soundcloud rapper is trying to flex on everyone with his new sports car when we know he barely makes any money and is leasing it. Such a ghetto mentality.

Olivia is always showing off her designer purses and clothes but has never had a real job and comes from a poor family. She is probably an escort or sugar baby. Very sad, such a ghetto mentality

Xavier made all that money selling coke, and instead of buying a house or investing his money he bought a rolex and multiple cars, such a ghetto mentality

Tekashi69 always has 4 richard millie watches on his wrists , but his net worth is under a million, those watches are either fake or borrowed, such a ghetto mentality.

Aubrey has a massive ghetto mentality, how many old fat mens dicks did she have to suck to buy that offwhite belt?
by GwopleeNYC June 3, 2020
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Acting ghetto

Being loud and obnoxious talking in slang is acting ghetto
by Klover324 June 11, 2018
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ghetto blaster

A large, portable, radio cassette player, measuring about 1.5 m wide and 1.0 m high.

It is played especially outdoors, in public places at loud volume; and carried on one shoulder with loudspeakers facing the head.

It is assumed that bypassers share the same musical taste.
Bob passed his time at the bus stop by playing his ghetto blaster.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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Ghetto Pop

Kool-Aid or any other drink, where water is added to a sweetened powder.
In the suburbs kids drink Coke and Pepsi, in the hood they drink ghetto pop.
by Dryan February 24, 2008
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ghetto slut

someone who purposely tries to get pregnant from a one night stand in order to get as many child support checks as possible; someone who raises their ever-expanding number of offspring in their parents' home, mooching off anyone they possibly can; a young, trashy girl who marries young and has sex with other people's boyfriends yet insists she is faithful to her husband.
When I brought that ghetto slut back to the halfway house, I knocked her up and now I owe for 18 years.
by la la la la lola July 15, 2006
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