Tiny Ass House Gecko

Slang for small, micro penis.

Yo, that Jayden has a tiny ass house gecko

by Big Gay Al March 22, 2020

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Anal Gecko

The process of releasing semen into the mouth of a gecko, swallowing it, letting it work through your system, and then pushing it through the asshole. The gecko then spits the semen that was in its mouth into the waiting mouth of a woman, who was waiting just outside the asshole. The process produces a delicious flavor.

Dude, i totally anal geckoed this chick last night!

by eerickson January 12, 2009

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Nuking The Gecko

When someone does something horrible to a total stranger

Stemming from recent home invasions when two teenagers broke into several homes and ransacked the homes as well as deficating everywhere, and putting one homeowners pet gecko in the microwave and cooked him to death. Hence the name "Nuking The Gecko"

by o.t. guy December 10, 2010

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The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.

Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 23, 2011

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yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

by mega troller November 12, 2013

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