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The "Gecko"

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.
Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."
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Gecko

A Gecko is the worst team member you could imagine. He is always relaxing, doing nothing or is destroying your model for your architecture courses. A Gecko tries to gloss his bad work with talking and suck up to his prof. He is also known for choosing the perfect partner, so he can relax again.
León, dont be a Gecko!
by FB8 October 17, 2020
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graveyard gecko

Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with
Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery
by Graveyard_gecko January 18, 2023
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gecko

To euthanize an animal for an easy life, regardless of value
That $20,000 ram is lame again. Should I try this course of treatment from the vet? Nah, I'll just gecko it and avoid the hassle.
by Unlacedgecko December 21, 2023
mugGet the geckomug.

Hawaiian Gecko

In the Ancient Times, Hawaiians referred Midgets as “Hawaiian Gecko’s”.
God damn bro you see that Midget”?
“Bro we’re in Hawaii that’s a Hawaiian Gecko”.
by Mace34Black February 9, 2023
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gecko legs

Usually refers to a girl with deathly pale legs.
Wow, did you see that chick's gecko legs?
Yeah, how could you miss them? I should've worn sunnies.
by AndiGirl November 8, 2013
mugGet the gecko legsmug.

Gecko

A slang word used in jest by ingenuous males to normalize rape culture.
I gave this girl the gecko last night, she didn't actually climb up the wall but I needed a way to make raping her and lack of consent laughable.
by Awaythroat April 23, 2020
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