goff

A Big Hairy Man:)

oh man, thts hott goff

by ilybabez September 5, 2009

goff

GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER get off the computer! (go off)

jimmy:get off the computer please!

karl:just a sec

jimmy:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

karl:fuck you

jimmy:goff goff goff goff goff goff

jimmy:GETTHEFUKOFF!

by Tookinoff September 24, 2006

goff

the eternal flame. this flame is contained normally on the body. In most cases this would be the head of a dude with red hair. These people are normally in addition to having goffs, wierd ass mofos.

Kid 1- Is that kid for real.
Kid 2- give him a break, hes a goff.

by Harry wang February 18, 2005

Georgia Bennett-Goff

An annoying girl that has no friends, and thinks that doing annoying things makes her cool when she is a steaming pile of shit.

Damn Georgia Bennett-Goff right there

by ..e.e.e.e November 1, 2020

goff

Another way to pronounce the word goth. Used to make the word seem more new. Quirky, unusual people do it.

I am not a goth as you say. I...I am a goff. Mwhahahaha!

by mandi November 28, 2003

Goff

To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation

Ryan: "so how's your day?"

John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."

by Almosttacky December 6, 2013

Goffing

Being intentionally vague about something obvious.

Person 1: "Hey why does it smell like blueberries and pics in here? And why is there a bald midget with a baby bonnet in my dresser drawer?"

Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."

Person 1:"Wait what?"

Person 2:"There are things happening right now."

Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016