fundie

1.) an absolute moron, a politically driven imbecile responsible for many embarassing practices of present and past in America including, but not limited to:
-omission, distortion and/or misrepresentation of evolution and other scientific theories and practices
-promotion of integrating religion and religious prejudice into the American government
-intolerance to many groups that conflict with or contradict their beliefs such as:
--atheists/agnostics/non-"born again" Christians
--homosexuals and others with non-heterosexual orientation
--scientists
--independent/progressive thinkers
-racial segregation
-racist lynch mobbing and other related crimes directed against specific races
-protection for those who commit such acts mentioned above (ie. by FILIBUSTERING anti-lynch laws all the way into the 1950s)
-promotion of Nazi-esque policies
-anyone who agrees with the lunatic on www.tencommandments.org
and so on.

2.) an embarassment to America.

If you're not a fundie born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
--Jerry Falwell, a fundie himself

by hash14ultimate November 3, 2005

funemployment

To be unemployed and collecting unemployment, welfare, SSI or other means of income from government. This is especially true if you are on unemployment, and obtaining benefits with no desire to try and find a new job. Instead, the time is used to do other things, like travel, chill, etc.

Man, I love funemployment

by The American Germanophile December 23, 2006

funer

A word used to describe something that is more fun than something else. This is the way you say "more fun" without sounding Lame!

As quoted from Maddox "The Dog".... "Sean is my Funer Dad" or "Disneyland Dads are Funer than Lame Justis Dads"

by Disneyland Dad May 6, 2006

facebook fonies

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.

Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.

by abject.hana January 26, 2009

fundie

n. Short for fundamentalist. A person who generally holds to extremely Protestant-Christian, social/moral right-wing ideas. Often associated with the more evangelical denominations of Christianity.

They're all such fundies, it's hard to have an objective, open-minded discussion about any religious issue.

by Bad Grammar Must Die April 2, 2003

Fundie

A judgemental teenage boy or girl (but usually girl) of the Fundamentalist Christian faith. She usually enjoys Christian music, going to church, and pretending she's read the Bible. This person hates everything and everyone with an opposing viewpoint on the origin or practice of Christianity. The fundie likes to hang out in groups of other Christians during science classes to ask if evolution is just a theory. When you try to have an intelligent conversation about religion with one, she will turn into an apathetic bitch who's only defense from being friends with you is her hate of free-thinking and her endlessly pissy attitude towards you and anyone else you've ever spoken to. Since being indoctrinated into the Christian faith by her cartoonishly close-minded parents (or other fundamentalists around her) from a very young age, that is all she knows and will openly deny any new ideas on the world even if they can improve countless lives and make the world a better place (Jesus is coming to get us in a few years. So what's the point?). If you ever try to read a book other than the Bible around her, get ready for a "Funder Storm with a chance of Pain" because you're going straight to hell. You must also never utter the words "talking snake", "Imagine", "contradiction", "Pro-Choice" or "atheist" in close proxitmity even if that is not your personal opinion. It really doesn't matter to them. They're doing God's work so expect an exorcism. And while you can have fundies as friends, be careful about Christianity. They can smell doubt like fear.

Dude, stop respectfully stating your opposing viewpoints on the subject of actually following Jesus' teachings of compassion, forgivness and love, divinity, science, religion and philosophy! The fundies will hate you despite their pre-packaged opinions being the exact opposite of anything in the actual Bible!

by Zatak April 13, 2009

FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!

FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-

by jack July 19, 2003