floating the boat

1. When the guy in a straight relationship completely obeys the girl. He may also be very shy in public yet very aggressive among other men.
2. When the girl in the relationship is a camera whore and forces a complacent guy to take exessive pictures with her.
3. When the guy in a relationship always tells the girl, "Whatever floats your boat."

"Dam. That guys needs to grow a spine. He keeps floating the boat."

by azer29 November 6, 2008

floating voter

Slang for a gay person.

Dad, I've got something to tell you..."
Ten minutes later
"No son of mine is a dirty floating voter.

by GiantSnowman April 11, 2005

floating rock mentality

The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.

Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.

by im a bitch :) November 17, 2020

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

floating dude

A person who just isn't all there... Also known as a 'floater'. Also see 'Quade'.

Did you see that dumbass last night? What a floating dude

by bling223344 February 12, 2008

floating dagger

a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.

I am seeing floating daggers!

by hahahaahah May 6, 2009

Floating pizza

Floating pizza comes from the group called da "Meatballz". And it means, when da pizza floats. And when da "Meatballz" get "it in".

Shit girl, we're getting floating pizza this evening

by dameatballz March 31, 2011