Flashbang

A flash bang is where you wake up your s/o by shining a bright light in he or shes eyes then having crazy sex with them

Hey babe can i flashbang you tomorrow morning?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Flashbang

A flashbang is alot like a flash mob but instead of people dancing it turns into a public orgy

Hey man im going join a flashbang at the mall today, want to join?

by Akidscreation December 7, 2020

Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face

ye i irish flashbanged that bitch

by irish flasbang January 9, 2021

Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021