eyeball felch

Just what it sounds like. To ejaculate in your partner's eye, and then lick it out.

I know Trevor really loves me because last night we eyeball felched.

by Dom H September 7, 2006

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

Buzzy Felch

Felching via the Back Door. The oral extraction of seminal fluid from the anal canal.

She's hot. If the Back Door was open I'd give her a Buzzy Felch.

by h'day December 9, 2008

Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!

"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."

by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006

Cleveland Felch

When you cum in someone's ass, then as you're rimming them, they shit the cum into your mouth. A combination of the Felch and the Cleveland Steamer. Gay or Straight. Intentional or by accident.

I knew your mom was kinky but I never thought she'd be down for the Cleveland Felch.

by Mr. Peekaboo 2 August 24, 2008

multi felch

for many men to deposit semen into the anus of a "victim" and then for one person to, with a straw, suck it all out.

One pig, nine guys and a straw.

by jay July 29, 2003

Turbo Felch

(1) verb. The act of farting ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the anus in which they were deposited.

See Felch

Hey, Dave, I'm hungry. Fancy some turbo felching?

by Doccy December 9, 2008