masturbate

something every girl had done at some point

i love to masturbate with my glow-in-the-dark vibrator

by lsafkj` November 9, 2008

masturbate

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

by Jake April 22, 2005

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007

masturbate

To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax. With males it involves using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth. Females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the vaginal area.

"His girlfriend was miles away and he was very loyal so whenever he got horny he masturbated to satiate his thirst for sexual activity"

by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003

masturbate

to increase the surface temperature of your ship's main cannon with rapid linear motion

I masturbated and sunk your battleship

by tae April 26, 2003

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

masturbate

To rub your penis until reaching the climax of sexual exitement, in which you ejaculate.

"Man, masturbation is the meaning of life"

by visible erection May 28, 2005