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Flamingo Affair

Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.
"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."
by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017
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flamingbros

Flamingbros:

A pack of exuberant dude bros that all share similar pitch and tone, much in the same vain as flamingos in the wild. A pack of flamingbros are known to slam monster energy drinks and drive jacked trucks.
What's that loud repetitive sound and reek of cheap cologne?

"Oh That's just a pack of Flamingbros"
by shulginspotion May 8, 2018
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Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.
I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
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flaming 69

This is when both parties just finished consuming spicy foods followed by a 69
Yo man. I heard joe picked up this girl the other night just trying to get lucky. They went out to eat and went back to his place and they ended up having a flaming 69. Both screaming and freaking out.
by Killadolphen June 28, 2022
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Pregnant Flamingo

A Hideous Drag Queen who wears hideous dresses that are so tight the seams are scereaming.
That bitch loooks like a pregnant flamingo!!!
by make you cry March 8, 2011
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The flaming kick of death

The flaming kick of death : the flaming kick of death is where James Leggett ferociously knuckle balls a football and dents the crossbar and rebounds at a speed of 200mph and puts the ball through the front windscreen of a vehicle
"Watch out lads I'm geeing it a the flaming kick of death"

"Aw for fuck sakes you've just dented the crossbar and smashed a window"
by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016
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Alaskan Flamingo

A sexual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person's urethra while their penis is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,

bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.
"You hear that Jerry and Ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?"
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."
by Aruminoi June 17, 2017
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