freeport

Home of the pretzel. A small lame city with a lot of bars; about 45min north west of Rockford, IL an 20min south of Monroe, WI. There is nothing special about this town, it just recently got a 24/7 walmart in 2008. It is trying to grow bigger, but its in the middle of nowhere. Amazing that it has a ghetto though, because the city isn't really that big; you could probably go anywhere in the city in about 20min.

Freeport is a one horse town, with nothing to do.

by $anchez Jr January 23, 2009

freezers

the act of rubbing cocaine on the gums in your mouth to numb them.

pauly never actually tried coke before, but he did do some freezers the other night.

by jimfrank December 18, 2004

freezer burned

Adj. Ugly or unappealing to the eye

Person 1: Man did you see Gary today? he look like he jus got out da bed.
Person 2: Yea that dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

Person 1: You betta stay away from my man!
Person 2: Girl nobody want his ugly behind cuz dat dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

by Janel Jonez February 25, 2008

freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

fleeperyhaha

an expression used when you get tired of typing "LOL" and "ROFL"

"OMG it's a unicorn!"
"FLEEPERYHAHA"

by lexie_the_AWESOME January 26, 2009

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

Freeport

Town in northwest Illinois. Totally craptastic. Home to a whole bunch of broke african americans. Home to a bunch of dilapitated Victorian mansions. Home to a whole slew of boarded up houses and garbage littering everywhere. Home to a Days Inn hotel that, while actively in use, looks like an apocalyptic ruin or other vacant abandonement. Freeport is a dump.

The bus goes through freeport on the way to Chi-Town. Don't get off in Freeport. It's not worth the pain.

by Aitlan Favafa April 21, 2005