take fitties

A spoonerism for "fake titties." Often used in polite company to express that a woman's breastages have been enhanced with a boob job.

A: "Check out that chick's tig ol bitties!"
B: "Yeah, that ho has a nice rack, but she had plastic surgery. Those are take fitties."

by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004

Fictophelia

Fictophelia is an actual condition often used to describe the physical attraction to an animated fictional character, most common in Japanese anime and manga. Many hardcore fictophiliacs are often known as an otaku.

Just because you think Roy Mustang is a sex muffin and Edward Elric is a freaking sex god doesn't mean you have to touch yourself every time you hear their names, you facking fictopheliac!

by Kanna Starr October 3, 2007

fitton flop

A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.

In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.

My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.

by the other bag boy June 27, 2005

Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011

fatto gram

An overly sized humungous stripper.

One who you would not let your best friend fuck even on their bucks show, unless their name was Krisztian with a Z... Yes you Sundog.

Man that's one huge fatto gram

by Dtrain9 July 14, 2014

fictophilic

The act of being sexually attracted to video game characters

She has been fictophilic for so long, she'll never have a boyfriend!

by Novastar214 May 16, 2016

Fitore

a girl that is beautiful in a exotic way. Known for her beautiful eyes and long dark hair. Cares alot for her family and friends, and naturally she is loved by all. But don't piss her off, because she knows how to kick ass. smart, intelligent, sweet, loyal, trustworthy, caring, strong, hard-working, adorable. needs to learn to care about herself as much as she cares for others.

if you have a friend named fitore, then you are the luckiest person alive!!

by Annu345 December 18, 2016