You got to be douchin

like the phrase"you got to be kidding me" but as in someone is trying to use you or you have been used in a situation that you did not know of or having intentions of doing something but getting used in the procces

guy one: dude you wanna chill tonight.

guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.

(to guys are together and riding around)

guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up

guy two: dude you got to be douchin me

by Sk8terdouche July 7, 2010

Douchitude

The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.

I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!

by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009

douchin around

The act of lollygagging,fooling around or wasting time doing stupid activities.

Guy 1 : What is taking Tom so long?
Guy 2: Dude he is douchin around.

by XThreeee December 23, 2016

dolchie

a word to be used when swearing is prohibited in the location your at. For example if you are playing online poker and u want to call someone a douchebag/asshole. you use this word therefore they won't xxxx out the cusses you would have used. its more satisfying. that and the fact that most don't understand it.

I can't believe you called with thank junk draw you dolchie.

by jdbfci January 18, 2006

douchicle

someone who is bigger douche than words can describe. a hife tool. Matt Canon.

Matt Canon is a huge douchicle

by Randy99 March 2, 2008

Douchie

Once a male has ejaculated into a woman (who is on her period) the woman stands over him and lets the cum and period blood drip on his chest.

Why do you like getting the Douchie from Veronica so much, you might as well let her shit on your chest?

by Pete Pabs June 7, 2010

Call of Douchian

(noun) a person that uses either an m16, a n00b tube, or both in either call of duty 4, or call of duty: modern warfare 2. They often think that they are great at the game, however the only way they can manage to get any kills is by camping in a corner like a bitch.

The k/d ratio of a call of douchian will always be higher than yours, but you can take solace in the fact that they are all soul-less cunts.

Seriously, he's camping with an m16? What a call of douchian!

by legit_k/d January 27, 2010