-What are you doing?
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!
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I just lost it last night when Bret Michaels invented the word "discombooberated" in an important board room meeting with Donald Trump. You could tell by the confused look on everyone's face that they were thinking to themselves "What the f--k? Did he just say discom-BOOB-erated?!?!"
by JRPinCT March 23, 2010
Get the discombooberated mug.A euphemism for diarrhea, aka the hershey squirts. The term is a play on Southern Comfort, an alcoholic drink and the modified version refers to discomfort in the southern region of the body, the bowels.
Mike - "Are you feeling any better, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."
Elizabeth - "No, I've still got some Southern Discomfort..."
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This is a quote from Susie Madrak, aka Urban Guerrilla, as posted at Crooks & Liars.
This is a quote from Susie Madrak, aka Urban Guerrilla, as posted at Crooks & Liars.
Clinton is only telling the truth as it suits the long-term Mideast strategy. For example, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has ignored the settlement moratorium for which she's praising him -- but hey, that's what diplomacy is
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Get the diplomacy mug.The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.
Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.
Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.
Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
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