by Tcp October 6, 2013
Get the DILDO mug.1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.
by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016
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Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
by UofL June 6, 2005
Get the dildo mug.Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009
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Get the Dildo mug.VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."
Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."
(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."
Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."
(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
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Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
Get the dildo mug.A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.
Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."
Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
by honkycat June 14, 2010
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