Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007

dentury

100 balls faced in a game of cricket, at an impeccably low strike rate - tribute to the wrongly-dropped Sir Joe Denly

And with that, Dom Sibley brings up his double dentury - having scored 61 in the process.

by EbiScienceGuy July 17, 2020

spontaneous dental hydroplosion

When your teeth turns to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

by scubathugsteve April 26, 2005

denture lab

a nasty ass place where nasty ass dentures are made and repaired. People who work in these labs have cracked skin on their hands, and damaged lungs from breathing in dry plaster, stone and acrylic dust.

Tab works in a denture lab and will probably end up developing Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. (C.O.P.D)from breathing in all the dust used in the process of this job. Tab tells some stomach turning stories about some of the dirty, smelly dentures that come in for repairs.

by Smelly denture June 17, 2008

Dentist

A fucked up doctor who stabs you in the mouth with needles and drills

Kid: My teeth hurt
Mom: You're gonna go to the dentist this Friday
Kid: NO!

by Fuckedous October 14, 2016

dental dick

noun , A co-worker who sucks dick over constant fear of
losing his/her job; a person who would perform sexual favors to get a job just because it has 'good' dental insurance.

-ing verb, The act of taking a low paying job for
dental and health insurance and taking comfort in the security provided by such 'good benefits'. People who take this types of job usually have studied engineering in college, and have a hard time understanding why they studied calculus instead of getting laid only to end up with the same crappy 50k/year job as the liberal arts major.

Mr. Lee is such a dental dick he'll be giving his manager gummies until he turns age 65 and can retire.

by Mr. Wichita International June 18, 2008

Dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia

The fear of a dentist walking in on you licking your own tongue while browsing Urban Dictionary.

Studies have shown that people with dentoautotouloungeaurbanolexicophobia are more likely to shit and piss in dentists' mouths.

by Yopmail User September 3, 2022